February 2012
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“That’s who you really like. The people you can think out loud in front of.”
– John Green (via funeral)
I just burnt 4 chicken burgers because I was...
I still ate them because I was hungry and they didn’t look too scorched
God my life is interesting
I was naked when I was doing all of that if it perks the story up for anybody
Well not really
But we can pretend
Can’t we
Please?
And I burnt my hand, no for reals
It hurts
Pain and humiliation what else would you want?
What else do you need?
Slavering dogs that we are
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I guess the folk who look up the colours for new... →
the-den replied to your quote: When I was in Buffy the Vampire Slayer…
“When I wore a thong in Little Britain…”
“When I harvested organs in Repo! The Genetic Opera…”
arrilou replied to your post: arrilou replied to your post: arrilou replied to…
You posted it.
To which you replied with assertions of demon worship - then suggesting that I also had dealings with the same...
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“When I was in Buffy the Vampire Slayer…”
– Anthony Head
I wonder if he talks like this in real life, beginning each of his diatribes of nonsense with a reference to various roles he’s played
To think that poor Anthony is often been found wandering the streets, exclaiming “I WAS THE KING OF CAMELOT” before muttering...
arrilou replied to your post: arrilou replied to your post: arrilou replied to…
Clearly not, otherwise Anthony Head’s question would not have been so important to you
And why does one believe I have imbued it with importance?
arrilou replied to your post: arrilou replied to your post: arrilou replied to…
So you admit he has a kitteny texture
Don’t all things have various degrees of a kitteny texture?
arrilou replied to your post: arrilou replied to your quote: What does Beelzebub…
Haven’t we all
Not to the extent of knowing his kitteny texture
arrilou replied to your quote: What does Beelzebub look like? Smell like? Taste…
Kittens.
How do you know? Have you had dealings with the beast?
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“What does Beelzebub look like? Smell like? Taste like?”
– Anthony Head
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There is a point when you've drank too many energy...
A clever slippery pig
Edit
How did it get slippery?
I don’t know
How does it maintain its slipperiness?
It is clever, it may have resources. A hidden base filled with lubricants maybe… or it could of built a device that keeps it slippery for short periods of time
Or it could not be a pig at all
What?
It could just be the idea of slipperiness that has happened to take the form...
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“I do not fear death. I had been dead for billions and billions of years before I...”
– Mark Twain (via sirmitchell)
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The West Wing is nauseating
The constant movement is distracting - though the quickfire, witty banter presents it as Gilmore Girl’s-esque
kissedby-fire replied to your photo
These images confuse me
How so?
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Just considered brushing my teeth with nutella
Y’know, to get that sexy look.
January 2012
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kissedby-fire replied to your link: Decapitation and Arson in my Home Town
Oooookay rethinking my move to Stockport
They’ve been arrested, and it happened right next to the magistrates court - they were not that clever, or were trying to make a point about the Stopfordian justice system
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I can only remember the end of my dream, but I know that I had survived like the end of humanity - we’d all been either assimilated by robots or trapped and put into a giant alien zoo - and I’d been a part of some military resistance which failed due to our lack of experience or training… or weapons. However I had escaped that gigantic failure (which was very Four Lions) and I...
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