May 2012
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Regarding the Desperate Housewives Finale
That was the weirdest episode of Quantum Leap I’ve ever seen
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May 9th
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I bought a book today called The Giant, O’Brien by Hilary Mantel because it was only £3 and the name appeals to me as a 6 foot and 3 inches tall guy called O’Brien. Though I also feel compelled to begin reading for pleasure again, instead of just half-listening to some season of some television program in the background as I play Pokemon, or whatever. Today I had the last class that I...
May 2nd
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May 2nd
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April 2012
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Mercy
In a variety of other universes he explodes, sometimes he experiences that feeling too - the agony of his other selves compacted into a psychic wave that surpasses the boundaries of time and space and flashing before his eyes. Their last moments burnt into the retinas of those that remain, watching their own bodies expand beyond belief until bursting like some overripe, bloody pustule. Like a...
Apr 28th
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Apr 28th
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Apr 26th
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“There should be a detective show called Johnny Monkey, because every week you...”
– Jack Handey (via fuckyeahjackhandey) There should be a detective show called Max Raptor, because every week you could have a bad guy say, ‘I ain’t gonna get eviscerated by no RAPTOR,’ but then he would, and I don’t think I’d ever get tired of that. Though the character of Max Raptor would be...
Apr 25th
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Apr 25th
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Apr 25th
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“There is no cure for being a Cunt”
– Bronn
Apr 23rd
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Watching Castle and suddenly
JAYNE!! Awesome. Plus the whole thing with the brown coat ho ho ho referencessss
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Apr 13th
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Apr 13th
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It is weird that this exists →
Apr 12th
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As I write this dissertation
One of my neighbours is blasting some Antiques show or something, I heard “car boot” quite clearly… It inspired me slightly, well - made me want to watch an episode of Bargain Hunt or something but where one of the items has a curse on it and the show begins as normal but steadily the dimensions merge and demons begin to possess the people, making them act oddly, then scary,...
Apr 11th
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“[Mitt] Romney is impressive in a rather ghastly kind of way, which is not really...”
– Stephen Fry. Stephen Fry in America (2008) London: Harper
Apr 11th
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Apr 11th
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Apr 8th
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Apr 7th
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Apr 7th
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Jesus Fucking Christ →
Apr 7th
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Apr 6th
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My life would be greatly improved by a giant clock...
Apr 6th
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Apr 5th
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ceedling: i try not to judge people just because they have different beliefs than me but if you’re pro-life i will probably judge you…i will definitely judge you if you’re pro-life and male  Every Sperm is Sacred
Apr 1st
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March 2012
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British Travel Writing and its Evolving...
I’m going for suave
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Mar 31st
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God is thought.
Mar 31st
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Mar 29th
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Dead Like Me fucked me up because now if anyone...
Mar 29th
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Mar 29th
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Top 10 Most Misunderstood Lines in Literary... →
litglutton: nouvellabooks: For those looking to laugh out loud. 10.  Robert Frost, The Road Not Taken Famous Quote: “I took the one less traveled by, and that has made all the difference.” The United States’ most famous poet’s most famous poem is a timeless ode to the American ideals of “individuality” and “forging your own path.”  It’s one of those poems that’s so famous, even people who...
Mar 28th
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Mar 20th
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arrilou replied to your post: arrilou replied to your post: arrilou replied to… sigh I love you so much beautiful girl <3
Mar 16th
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Mar 16th
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arrilou replied to your post: arrilou replied to your post: arrilou replied to… I don’t trust you with a Curly Wurly after that post. Few have ever trusted me with a Curly Wurly
Mar 16th
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arrilou replied to your post: arrilou replied to your post: Cunty Wunty two… Come nearly me with a Curly Wurly and we’re finished. Do I have to actively threaten you with the chocolate bar? Can I eat a curly wurly in your presence? What are the rules?
Mar 16th
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arrilou replied to your post: Cunty Wunty two words: yeast infection. It would still be in its wrapper, though it is interesting that those are your only concerns
Mar 16th
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Cunty Wunty
Noun. Cuhn-tee Wuhn-tee A Curly Wurly melted in the smouldering furnace of a post-coital vagina. E.g. You festering, mould-ridden, cunty wunty!!
Mar 16th
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- How’s that premature ejaculation thing you have going… for you… I mean it seemed like such a big issue when you told me about it, but that was a while ago and I didn’t really want to raise it again - I mean- sorry it’s just I know things have been hard for- no god I’m just shit at this emotional shit… I’m sorry. - It comes and goes
Mar 16th
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Mar 16th
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The Assembly in Preston has an Eating challenge in... →
It costs £17.50 and you win either eternal shame or fame with your picture going up on either wall. 
Mar 14th
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Reblog if your tits are real.
Mar 11th
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